foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

weedalici0us:

sometimes i talk to myself and think how blessed i am because i have a good sense of humor

(via impe-rio)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via sarcasd1ck)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via krappypatties)

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

(via sarcasd1ck)

stagling:

i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways

(Source: grahamly, via sarcasd1ck)