• Teacher: if you had 10 chocolate bars and someone asked for two of them, how many chocolate bars would you have?
  • Me: 10
  • Teacher: okay.. if the stranger forcefully took two of the 10 chocolate bars, how many would you have?
  • Me: 10 and a dead body
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